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We live in a sarcastic society. You find sarcasm everywhere. Newspaper headlines reek of sarcasm.

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Want to send a sarcastic message and status to your friends, or ex-friends now enemies? A picture is worth a thousand words and true enough, nothing says better than a very good image posted on your facebook. Stupid is stupid, when you ignore them, it is not anti-social, it is anti-stupid.

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny friendship quotes, funny friendship sayings, and funny friendship proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Mark Twain. You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

There are dozens of funny Spanish phrases and sayings that will make you sound more like a native when conversing with friends and family. Check out the list below to see just how much Spanish speakers love to play around with words! Translations included.

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I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.

We have put together a list of the shortest 50 funny sayings. I advise learning these hilarious sayings well, you never know when you might need them! I am on a seafood diet.

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Nothing in life prepares you for the responsibility that comes along with being an adult. Let's be honest, we're all really just kids still playing make believe. Pretending we know what we're doing when we're all just figuring shit out at the same time in the same way- by accident.

He is an interesting little fellow, sometimes useful, sometimes funny and other times, a sarcastic little so and so. To most questions you'll get a standard response with the information you need, such as the nearest supermarket. But there are a few questions you can ask Apple's Siri and a few sentences you can say to your virtual friend from Cupertino that will trigger some hilarious responses - awesome Siri Easter Eggs just waiting to be found! In case you didn't know, an "Easter Egg" is a hidden feature inside software that, predominantly, just serves to amuse rather than be for practical benefit.

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