It was once written in the Bible, maybe? It's true for cakes, kittens, Weasley twins, bongo drums, socks and chopsticks, but is it also true for one man with two penises? Apparently, it is — at least according to one individual who has two dicks and totally happens to love it.
This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about how hard it is to bang an established pornstar. Don't be misled by this man's total lack of enthusiasm: Your hunt of commissioned snapper begins now. Symptom 39 that you've graduated from tastless MILF meat, to fully fledged bum ranger: You find yourself with 15 minutes between PTA meetings, and instead of preparing for it, you roll the dice and smash sum butt hash instead.
Approximately 1 in every 5. This means that, statistically, there should be a grand total of approximately 57 men in the United States alone with two Johnsons. Normally, diphallus is accompanied by a number of debilitating bodily growths—most specifically two versions of other organs, which unlike the penises, do not propose any legendary advantages like sword fighting yourself every-time you go to the washroom.
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A redditor going by DoubleDickDude went ahead and answered a question every man has pondered: What if you had two dicks? Apparently, it's pretty great. Yes, there is a photo.
As the episode played out, I felt like I was really connecting with the situation. It was like a day in my life. Then they cast judgment on him for breaking off his relationship with the girl because she betrayed his trust.
January 5, Posted in gay by vincent-thrice. Now he's written a tell-all book, Double Header: My Life with Two Penisesand he chatted with Rolling Stone link below on the occasion of the book's release. A few of the choicest excerpts include him admitting that he had no concept of what the internet was prior to his AMA I'm so much more aware of the Internet now.